“My name is David Wong. I once saw a man’s kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that’s another story.”
foreshadowing or just another reason for our protagonists to hate themselves: take your pick.
saw someone else doing this so…
pff and that caught it on a bad day. it’s usually hecka on point.
ooh flake’s is lovely too yes~ and alrighty, i’ll check out that channel when i’m at my compute…
and it’s doin’ fine~
lmao only ben will get why this is actually fricking hilarious
but no how kawaii be we?
come on people? how sickeningly cute is that first photo?
[aggressively whispers] visit my /tagged/mein schatz we’re adorable as heckie
i’m buying copies of jdate for all my friends this christmas and forcing them
at gunpoint to read it